Carter: "Um, I'm not sure....probably not."
I’m sure you’re right about that. I’ve never known you two to play nicely so I don’t know why I thought it would be happening at a time like this when I have to get in the shower and need your cooperation. Where’s my head!
Carter: “I’m using this as a Band-Aid for my truck.”
Carter: "I didn't!"
7. Children are adorable (sometimes):
The woman at the gas station asked us if we wanted a receipt. Carter replied: