It’s Spam Friday!
He’s at it again. This week Spammy McSpam-a-lot got a little dirty in some of his comments. He’s clearly trying to take our relationship to the next level. Too soon?
God! Blogger/Spammer relationships can be so difficult sometimes!
As usual, not all of his comments are complimentary. But every relationship has it's ups and downs, right?
Comment: “Safe mobile phone sex ensures that this fire maintains on burning. At least one lamp with an adjustable neck is needed to light yourself correctly. Furthermore, rather than seeming to obsess about the relationship, NLAs appear aloof and unconcerned. Feel free to surf to my web site ... Telefonsex”
If you’re gonna be making sure the fires maintain on burning I think you’re gonna need more than one adjustable lamp. But that’s just my opinion.
Although I guess it would be tricky to hold the phone and adjust more than one lamp at a time…oh, no wait…speakerphone. You can totally rock two lamps at once and still light yourself correctly. Thank god for technology huh?
And another thing, who the hell do the NLAs think they are? This is very useful information. I don't see how anyone in their right mind could not be concerned about this. Aloofness is a quality I just will not tolerate when I'm trying to obsess about a relationship.
Comment: “The vaporizer is a device that makes the gustatory sensation.”
You want to give me the gustatory sensation? Wow, Spammy, you must really like me! I don’t know what that is but it sounds interesting. I need one of your vaporizers immediately. Do I have to call a Telefonsex operator to order?
Comment: “Certainly like your web site but you have to test the spelling on quite a few of your posts. Several of them are rife with spelling problems and I find it very bothersome to inform the reality however I will definitely come back again. Stop by my website zlewyjednokomorowe.”
Zlewyjednokomoroew? For serious? And here we are wasting time talking about MY spelling errors.
How the shit did that one sneak by spell check? Did you have to bribe Microsoft word? You probably got away with that because you and spell check are involved in some sort of illicit robotic affair…because I see a red squiggly line under zlewyjednokomorowe every time. See? There it is again. Zlewyjednokomorowe.
Comment: “Just wish to say youг аrtiсle is as astοnіshing. The cleаrneѕs іn yоuг pоst is јust niсе and i cοuld assume you're an expert on this subject.”
This particular comment was left on the post “Good God” in which I go over all the reasons I’m a bad Catholic and I admit freely that I don’t know how to explain religion to my kids. So, yeah, naturally I understand how you could assume I’m an expert on that subject.
(Hey Spamster, here’s a tip…if you want to seem credible and not at all robotic you might want to save your “expert” comments for posts where I talk about my kids being bastards. Because I’m definitely an expert on that.)
Comment: “Well with your permission let me to grab your RSS feed to keep up to date with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please carry on the rewarding work. Check out my site: Colon Cleanse Centers Philadelphia.”
Sure, you have my permission to grab whatever you want…just stay out of my colon, k? However, if I’m ever feeling backed up in Philly, I’ll be sure to check you out.
Comment: “But I devised a little cheat sheet that helps me now. Obamacare, congress is exmpt from this care and taxes. That's why you must pay close attention to the legal implications of job interviews.Also visit my blog post; Telefonsex. My web page – Telefonsex”
I didn’t know you were into politics! Now you’re trying to impress me with your mind as well as with your vaporizers. I think the only major question I have at this point is…is Telefonsex covered under Obamacare?
I'll tell ya what, I'm only a few vaporizer comments away from leaving my husband for this guy...