It’s Spam Friday!
He’s at it again. This
week Spammy McSpam-a-lot got a little dirty in some of his comments. He’s clearly trying to take our relationship
to the next level. Too soon?
God! Blogger/Spammer relationships can be so difficult
sometimes!
As usual, not all of his comments are complimentary. But every relationship has it's ups and downs, right?
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If you’re gonna be making sure the fires maintain on burning
I think you’re gonna need more than one adjustable lamp. But that’s just my opinion.
Although I guess it would be tricky to hold the phone and
adjust more than one lamp at a time…oh, no wait…speakerphone. You can totally rock two lamps at once and still
light yourself correctly. Thank god for
technology huh?
And another thing, who the hell do the NLAs think they are? This is very useful information. I don't see how anyone in their right mind could not be concerned about this. Aloofness is a quality I just will not tolerate when I'm trying to obsess about a relationship.
Comment: “The vaporizer is a device that makes the
gustatory sensation.”
You want to give me the gustatory sensation? Wow, Spammy, you must really like me! I don’t know what that is but it sounds
interesting. I need one of your
vaporizers immediately. Do I have to
call a Telefonsex operator to order?
Comment: “Certainly like your web site but you have to
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Zlewyjednokomoroew? For serious? And here we are wasting time talking about MY
spelling errors.
How the shit did that
one sneak by spell check? Did you have
to bribe Microsoft word? You probably got away with that because you and spell
check are involved in some sort of illicit robotic affair…because I see a red
squiggly line under zlewyjednokomorowe every time. See? There
it is again. Zlewyjednokomorowe.
Comment: “Just wish to say youг аrtiсle is as
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an expert on this subject.”
This particular comment was left on the post “Good God” in
which I go over all the reasons I’m a bad Catholic and I admit freely that I
don’t know how to explain religion to my kids.
So, yeah, naturally I understand how you could assume I’m an expert on
that subject.
(Hey Spamster, here’s a tip…if you want to seem credible and
not at all robotic you might want to save your “expert” comments for posts where
I talk about my kids being bastards. Because
I’m definitely an expert on that.)
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Sure, you have my permission to grab whatever you want…just
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I didn’t know you were into politics! Now you’re trying to impress me with your
mind as well as with your vaporizers. I think
the only major question I have at this point is…is Telefonsex covered under
Obamacare?
I'll tell ya what, I'm only a few vaporizer comments away from leaving my husband for this guy...
I can't decide which is my favorite today. I really like the spell check comment, but I'm also a fan of all the sentence fragments on the others. And clearly congress being "exmpt" from this care and taxes has everything to do with legal implications of job interviews and telefonsex!
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